Good Booze Gone Bad

It's Spooktacular!  The drinks, the laughs, the fun...of Halloween

Great booze, helps to create great stories, famous new quotes, and life moments to regret later on.
This years' Halloween Party promised to bring just that.

The night started off with well dressed folk, full glasses, and lots of smiles. And finished with costumes falling apart or coming off, empty bottles of booze and lots of great dancing and karaoke.

I went under cover, taking notes at the party, tracking the progression of "good booze gone bad". The objective, was to sit back and listen to the conversation....taking note of all the things that people say that another person could take out of context? You know those things that just make you giggle until you pee, or fall on the floor and cry yourself to tears.  The times when you want to type LMFAO. Unfortunately, we didn't have as many of those moments as I was hoping for, but we had some good ones.  This group just removed the "filter" and had some interesting conversation topics.

Before you read any further, please raise your right hand in the air and repeat after me...."I am over the age of 19, old enough to buy my own drink in the bar and promise to not read the following out loud when a minor is present."  (We are Mom's you know....we have to keep this respectful.)

So here it is, the quotes you've been waiting for, in order as the night progressed. I'm sure the quotes will be funnier to those that where there...can you guess who said what?

• It's just your tit, one big god damn tit
• Can we wax you while you are here (referring to his back)
• there is only room for one man to hang his package in this room 
• Q. What do you think of this idea....A. It's Brilliant
• Talk about all the shitty spins....dang, left elbow...again
• Don't spill anything on the kitchen floor or you'll get a good time from Randy
• There is too much Party Rockin going on down there
• Tits N Tenille - that's the band name
• ....ever since my second vasectomy...
• I'm a very dull person so nothing funny comes out; however, I've been around for 5 years, I think Canada is producing a new coin for that 
• You want my Bacon?!
• I injured my nipple today, no seriously...
• Please, can somebody say something that is not awkward
• I just serviced my sister today
• Dammit you just got to do the thing with the other thing
• Just lie back and think of England
• I bet you can't spin just once 
• That's a "spanks" ass 
• Everything is better with bacon. Don't you wish you could just wake up and chew bacon? aaarrrrr arrrr arrrrrr
• LAZY ASS
• That's how both mine were....oooops....they say that the dark gene is the dominant one...that's bull shit
• If it doesn't match the color of Patty's hair we can't drink it 
• She doesn't creep easily 
• That would make me want to masterbate in the front seat
• Wha?  I already looked at your boobs
• What are you hungry for??
• My slippers are ambidextrous, they go with every outfit

Remember that these quotes were in time order and not necessarily from the same conversation...in fact I don't think any two were from the same conversation.

Yikes, well now that I've read those over....I wonder what the heck kinda party I was at.  It was all clean fun.   Which reminds me of the conversation I heard in the liquor store the other day between two guys talking about their high school girl friend.....rotten rotten rotten language.  We are obviously older, wiser and a bit more cautious with our words (as duly noted above).

The overall consensus is that it was a fabulous Party! A great time was had by all and I'm sure the clean up could prove to that. Looking forward to trying it again next year. 

Happy Halloween

Great Costumes and Great Drinks
or not always.

Every occassion calls for a new drink and tonight we put together

1/2 oz apple vodka
1/2 oz pear
1 oz kahlua
sprite
milk
orange cream

1 star rating

Sorry blog followers, this one was a bust.  We do not recommend it, but we'll drink it anyways because that is what we do...but we won't make two.

To make up for a recipe gone bad....we want to share with you the following Witch's brew:

Have a great night, and stop back later...or tomorrow and we will entertain you with an inside glimpse of the party.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Last year we created our own version of a Pumpkin Pie Paralyzer (search for it on our site - you'll love it), and this year....have a look at what Pinnacle has created to make that paralyzer even easier.

We are not sure where to find this delectable new vodka (sorry about that), so instead we are going to invite you to close your eyes as we take you on a journey to the land of thought...

Imagine (I know you love it when we start our posts out like this)....OK, here we go....

Imagine - you have a nice frosty mug with three frozen ice cubes in the bottom, just waiting to be warmed up. So you add: 

1 oz Pumpkin Pie Vodka

1 oz Kahlua

pour in some milk

add a splash of coke

top with some whip cream 

sprinkle with cinnamon

Now raise that glass up to your nose and breathe in the goodness, closer, closer, now take your finger and remove that whip cream mustache you just gave yourself.  

 MMMMM delicious

Find a straw to stir this pie in a glass and sip your first drink. 

It's creamy, it tastes like pumpkin and if you have the urge to chew it, you can do that now.  

Did I mention that this is delicious! And so less filling than a real piece of pie. 

Divert......OMG, imagine this vodka poured over top of a piece of pumpkin pie! 

added to your home made whip cream

Pumpkin Pie jello shooters

Tarts with Pumpkin Pie vodka

Shooters with Baileys

Holy Heck, you have got to OPEN YOUR EYES NOW and you need to find this vodka. Run, Walk, hail a cab, just find this vodka.  The first one to bring us a bottle can have your very own blog post dedicated just to you, from us because we'll love you so much.  

Happy Thanksgiving to you, our blog post readers.  We appreciate you!

Enjoy your families this weekend, find time to relax and savor a drink or two. 

G&P

your two favorite boozes

the Boot Camp Cool Down

This drink is dedicated to our fitness instructor, she drives us to drink!!

some Orange Whipped (for the nutritional value) 

some Kahlua (for the goodness)

some milk (for the calcium)

some coke (for the sugar high)

5 star (because its great for re-hydration)

P: What, you brought me to a fitness class?  I thought "Boot Camp" was the new shoe store, now I understand why you told me to wear sweats - shit!

45 minutes of cardio? No prob. Haven't done this for...ever...no problem.

With only six people in the gym, it's hard to hide, but I figured out that if you jump when everyone else jumps, it looks like you are doing burpees.  

And breathe.

She's a slave driver! Three repetitions of ten exercises for one minute each, for three times...did I say we did the entire routine (is a fitness workout called a routine?) three times?. I'm going to puke. Thankfully I can think about my blog while I run laps around the gym.

Half way there. Five More....now burpees, wall sit ups, stretch, run, mountain climbers, run, sleep, stretch...breathe...think about paralyzers!

G: You did it Patty! So proud of you. Now you've earned a "boot camp cool down". I know we did a cool down in our class, but this cool down is much more enjoyable. And I'm sure I've heard you should have citrus or milk post-workout. This is great!

Normally we use a shot glass. But our arms are a little shaky from the burpees and mountain climbers we did. So forget that shot glass! Two hands on the bottle. It's free-pour time!

Engage the core, shoulders back, chin up...and hold the pose...insert drink here! Repeat! Breathe, drink...repeat, breathe, drink, repeat!

We're already short of blood flow to our heads, and these drinks are a little on the stronger side. Might be an early night!

Wait, we need to repeat two more times, and do it all in under one hour.

G: You will not feel the burn here!
P: Well you might in the morning!

Now that's a workout.

P: Hey Glennis, we should do this again next week!
G: Oh, did I forget to mention that you just enrolled yourself into eight weeks of this!

:)