The perfect combination for the perfect paralyzer

2 oz of booze - choose to your liking 
Fill your glass 3/4 full with milk
Add a soda to top up your glass

WHY DO WE PUT IN SO MUCH MILK?

Believe us, we've put a lot of thought into this one, we've tried a lot of combinations, and this is why we do what we do: 
  • Because Milk does a body good. Milk is the single greatest source of calcium, vitamin D and potassium in your diet.   And if you don't believe us, check out whymilk.com. Paralyzers taste better than a bowl of cereal in the evening and are more fun to share with friends.   
  • Drinking milk or having fatty food is highly recommended while you are drinking to reduce the hangover effects you will experience the next morning.   
  • Adding more coke than milk can cause your paralyzer to curdle.    We know they don't create them that way in the bars, but in the bar they get their soda from a pump...do you really think it has the same amount of bubbles?   
  • Our research has proven that when you add too much soda, it takes away from the flavor of the boozes.  The perfect paralyzer is an art form; a drink to be savored and enjoyed. More milk will allow you to fully appreciate the flavors within.

WHY DO WE PUT OUR SODA IN LAST?

We always put our soda in last.  I know a few of you will tell us that is wrong too...but we have NEVER had a paralyzer curdle on us.  Except for that time we added beer, oh, and coconut milk.  Really, just stick with what we know and pour your milk first, add you soda last.