Rum & Butter Chocolate Bar

This is our dedication to Randy.   Our tastiest rumalyzer yet...take that Jacqui!!  

After numerous attempts, we have a winner and agree that you are going to like this one.  

 Remember those tasty Rum and Butter chocolate bars from when we were kids? Well, we don't think they make them any more, so we thought we would bring a little taste of history back to you with this combination.   

Have a few of these drinks, and you will be telling the finest pirate jokes in the neighborhood.    If nothing is coming to you right away, try this one out on the person closest to you...

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship.

One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew  became worried, but the Captain was calm.

He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!"

The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain,  calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! 

The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an  ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?"

The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command.

The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my brown pants!!!' 

Really, you won't tell pirate jokes...but that's how Randy rolls.   And Randy, this one's for you. 

Enjoy.

1.5 oz Butter Ripple Schnapps

.5 oz Rum

fill your glass 3/4 full with chocolate milk 

top your glass up with Coke

4 star rating