Sweet Victory

We originally posted this in September 2011, but this delicious booze has re-emerged and we wanted to share this with you one more time....it really is a 5 star!

Hooray, we've killed those darn wasp-ps-ps.   And you, you just took gold in the dragon boat race.   You finished the marathon and you, there...yes you, you just built your first patio.   Oh don't worry, we also applaud you for washing your dishes, and you, for getting  your kids to bed, and you in the south, you just put in a full week of work.   I think we all deserve a drink to toast our successes....so this Sweet Victory paralyzer is for YOU!!

5 star rating - woot woot - it's a gold mine

1 oz Dutch Caramel Vodka
1 oz Kahlua
2 parts milk
1 part coke
top with Cream Vanilla infused whipped topping

Dutch Caramel - the gem of the beverage
Smooth. Rich. Delicious. Discover the pure, caramel decadence of Van Gogh Vodka, Dutch Caramel. Introduced in 2009, Van Gogh Vodka continues the tradition of creating the most unique flavors in the world of premium vodka.
Unfortunately, we have not yet been able to find this vodka in Saskatchewan...but we can import it from Alberta.  This vodka is so delicious....you have got to try it.   


PLEASE ENJOY CREAM RESPONSIBLY
Anything but ordinary! Vanilla CREAM is a delicious combination of natural and artificial vanilla flavors and a smooth alcohol infused whipped cream.  
Again, this is an import from Alberta, and found on the discontinued shelf.   It hurts so good, that you have got to try it if you get the chance.   It smells delicious, feels like whip cream and burns like dirty alcohol.   


Big moments of victory or small moments of joy....whatever makes you smile, remember that life's great moments are worth celebrating and this is the drink to celebrate with you.   The Van Gogh vodka is expensive, delicious and worth saving for that special celebration.   Every celebration.   It's your life, Your happiness....celebrate with a Sweet Victory paralyzer.   

No Bake Cookies in a glass (a.k.a. cookielyzer)

This is our new favorite no bake, no mess, cookie recipe. 

Perfect for those hot summer days when you do not want to turn on the oven.   

For effect, you can still choose to wear your favorite apron and splash some flour on your face. 

This recipe makes one delicious cookie at a time, but feel free to double or triple the batch to your liking.   

The cookie dough flavor is evident in this drink on sip number one, and remains delicious until you lick the bowl clean. 

For our first attempt at using this new flavor, we have a Blue ribbon in the baking contest.  Check back for more variations with this vodka...maybe some peanut butter cookies, chocolate fudge brownies, or a hot fudge strawberry banana cookie dough sundae. 

1 oz Pinnacle Cookie Dough vodka

1 oz Kahlua

1/2 cup milk

1/2 cup Vanilla coke

Pour over ice. Stir with a straw and enjoy!  

These are so tasty, you'll want to make a full dozen. 

4.5 stars

These are Mommy cookies, please do not let your children lick the spoon, or they'll be calling this drink a para-ookie!

You won't be tossing these cookies!!

Ponder? Pondering? Pondered? hmmm

It's summertime in the city...and you're likely thinking that we've gone and passed out somewhere due to the fact that it's been sooo long since we've posted a new recipe for you.    

Well, here it is ...PROOF...that we have not passed out, we're just casually pondering new flavored vodkas and dreaming up recipes.   

It's not the most flattering photo, but the truth is...not all of our drinks are delicious...so we're even! Then again, maybe this is our better side....so let's design a cup that will let us drink from the bottom up, or with a very obvious front and back to it....the ideas are plenty.  Would you like to sponsor us?  We will all go into business together, design some cool booze accessories, have our recipes published...OUR BLOG IS GOING TO BE A HIT!!!

What do you think about when you ponder?

Take time this summer and try a new beverage or two while you ponder!  

PONDER: verb (used with object)to weigh carefully in the mind; consider thoughtfully

The summer is yours to enjoy, (unless you get heat stroke, but then just add water to your drink and you'll be fine) so have a good time and check back here for updates. 

Time to get back to pondering...

When the neighbor's away, a girl must play!

If you know me, you know a) I love a good bargain and b) if I can get my hands on some FREE booze stuff I am all for that!   So today, I scored. 

The sad part to my story is that Glennis is not here to share it with me...she's sitting by the campfire somewhere having marshmallow shooters and non paralyzer drinks.   So, I figured...maybe I should do the same, minus the campfire and marshmallow shooters (cuz them marshmallows are cursed - please eat with caution). 

Now, on to the good part! Check out this HAT!!! Yep, FREE with purchase. It's slightly too big for my head; however, it comes with a chin strap so that I can tighten it to fit. 

Or maybe that's just the Saskatchewan safety for these windy days. 

Regardless, this hat, is going to be my campfire hat for when I join Glennis this summer - yep, it's perfect for our campfire olympics on those hot days.   

I can't wait. 

Or, maybe I should get another hat for Glennis and they can be our official paralyzer hats

...hmmm, something to think about.

I know you're wondering, what's in the bottle? It's new (to me anyways), and it is called 

"Adult Chocolate Milk". 

It's made with premium red wine; seriously, wine and cream. 

If you go to the liquor store by our house you can sample it today, and try on a hat.  

But back to the drink itself, it says on the bottle that "this ultimate chocolate lover's wine, is a marriage of rich velvety chocolate, the freshest of milk and premium red wine." 

What woman would NOT want to drink this??  

It is delicious. 

 I am drinking this delectable beverage over ice, in a sophisticated wine glass (because I do not drink out of my Redneck Wine Glass unless Glennis is having a drink with me). 

This is really tasty, and I think you should try it. 

Oh the possibilities this new Uptown Girl drink has brought to us.   The bottle also states that this can be used as a mixer in many cocktails.  Double Score!! We can try it in the place of Kahlua, maybe add some wine to our paralyzers, drink it with Strawberry vodka, or just add another booze and some soda.   

Glennis, you'd better hurry home and try this. 

Or, maybe I should just go purchase another bottle. 

After all, I did get a FREE hat. 

Girlfriend in a coma

1 oz imported premium Blavod (black vodka)

1 oz fragoli

milk

coke

4 star rating

This delicate vodka has no flavor, only an immense color, it is better than hair dye. Pair this with Fragoli and you will be pleasantly surprised with great berries.  This is not the cure, this is the Smiths.

The s'more-a-lyzer

3/4 ounce chocolate liqueur
3/4 ounce fluffed marshmallow vodka

1tsp Goldschlager

pour in some Kahlua

milk

coke

Mix to taste, and continue to add s'more of any of the above in any combination until it tastes like a s'more and takes you back to the campground. If you need to try this a few times, that is acceptable - it's always difficult to find that "perfect" chocolate bar. 

If you have ever had a marshmallow shooter at the campfire, you will find this drink better than that, if you have never had a marshmallow shooter.....don't try them (Patty almost ended her paralyzer career...ask her some time).

A real s'more is complicated to piece together and is quite the challenge to eat without getting marshmallow stuck in your hair or all over your fingers.  The only challenge with this drink is making it last.

The fluffed marshmallow is a delectable vodka that will disappear quickly....mmmm perhaps we should try this  in a cup of hot cocoa?

PB&J - alyzer

This is a new combination, for a new year. We've pulled out some new flavours and some new beverage holders.   

First...let's introduce you to our new official paralyzer drinking receptacles - THE REDNECK WINE GLASS. 

A lot of people say that it is hard to find True Love more than once in a life time...but the moment we saw these glasses in the store, we knew it was love at first sight. Our old mason jar mugs, but on a wine glass base. We think they class us up a bit. 

We've found a lot of similarities with our new glasses and our new paralyzer, and can't wait to share. 

Before you continue, click here for a little background music.

Peanut Butter Jelly time

The PB&J is made of: 

2 oz Nut Liquor

1 oz Fragoli

Sprite 

Milk 

Nut Liquor (tee hee, we can't say that without giggling) - the taste is not as evident as we thought it would be; however, double the alcohol and you'll be sure to taste it. Our new Redneck Wine Glasses say "Ball" in big fancy letters on the side - how appropriate is that for the perfect instrument to house Nut Liquor.  

Fragoli - strawberry heaven, with little tiny strawberries that pour out in every ounce. It's like real fruit jam. And again, our new Redneck Wine Glasses have a pictures of fruit on the other side...coincidence??  The latest popular saying in the corporate world is "low hanging fruit", tonight we think that perfectly matches our paralyzer. The tiny little strawberries either sink to the bottom or float to the top. The low hanging fruit is on the bottom and is the first to be sucked up into the straw. The floaters stick around to the end and are there to console you once your liquid is gone. Heck, you can keep those floaters around for a few drinks if you really want to. Fragoli, it's the liquor that keeps on giving. 

We give this one a three star rating.